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placetne, magistra?

The internet is unravelling into a dishevelled shrieking mass of pictures of feelings. I can do that.
Jul 29 '14
I like him.

I like him.

Jul 28 '14
Jul 27 '14

arcadiaego:

entreparentese:

freshmountains:

"i wish i had a british accent"

ah yes, the british accentimage

the singular british accent

I defy that there is even a singular Yorkshire accent

I reject the idea that I sound like those weirdos in Nottingham.

BLACK COUNTRY?????

Jul 27 '14

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

SEE ALSO: cleaners, care workers, call centre, high street hairdressing, hotel workers etc.

Jul 26 '14

The countries of Europe (inspired by x)

(Source: alaskayoung)

Jul 25 '14
Jul 25 '14

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

Alice that’s not going to work very well for you, you have an amazing academic record, you’re incredibly sweet and polite and you come from a good background.

Jul 24 '14
"The truth is, life is rarely exactly the way we want it to be, and other people often don’t act as we would like them to. Moment to moment, there are aspects of life that we like and others that we don’t. There are always going to be people who disagree with you, people who do things differently, and things that don’t work out."
Richard Carlson (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
Jul 24 '14
oh god, old chandler and joey. 

(i am increasingly concerned that today’s youth are growing up without ANY KNOWLEDGE OF or EMOTIONAL INVESTMENT IN Friends). 

oh god, old chandler and joey

(i am increasingly concerned that today’s youth are growing up without ANY KNOWLEDGE OF or EMOTIONAL INVESTMENT IN Friends). 

Jul 24 '14

mizgnomer:

The Tenth Doctor’s Suit Button Analysis - now in Tumblr-image form!

Because the manner in which the suit is buttoned is important.  No, really.  It is!

In all honesty though, I’m rather impressed that DT took it upon himself to change it up.  Keeping up with these tiniest of details is just another sign of how dedicated he was to Doctor Who.

The list owes much to Unfolded73’s Button Analysis on LiveJournal. As far as I’m aware she was the first to do the analysis back in March 2009 and share it with the world.

For the pedant in us all.

this is amazing. I have genuinely never known an actor care about his buttons. BUT the epic consistency (which must have been a huge hassle) should also be credited to continuity, who’d check that along with his shoelaces, fringe, collar, tie… before every single take. 

Jul 24 '14

alichay asked:

any/all: orange, yellow, white!

Orange: 6 facts about my home town.

1. We actually know how to treat famous people who just want to do their fucking job or buy some pasta. This is NOT SHARED by tourists. 

2. Teenagers meet at “the block” and take drugs in “the dip”. 

3. Local personalities include Singing Man, Blind Whistling Man, Creepy Shakespeare, Fat Shakespeare and Ghanaian Shakespeare. 

4. Catching a bus out of there is like going to hell, along with a bunch of inexplicably-damned pensioners. There’s a bus company monopoly and the prices are extortionate. 

5. I have had summer and part-time jobs on most of the major streets; I often thought “this is the worst job I will ever have” but was wrong all but once. Each job chipped off a small piece of my soul (except for one job which was THE BEST job I will ever have, probably). These jobs all involved various objects, from polo ponies to toilets to fake Faberge eggs. 

6. Until I was ten, the nearest cinema was over half an hour away. When one opened in town, I think it was to show Titanic. Two other ten-year-olds and I went (it was a 12), along with a nine-year-old little sister and another little sister who’d been 8 for a whole month. We thought we were AMAZING when we got in. 

Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood. (this is a bit brief and weird of me)

1. Life improved after we went no-contact with some of my mum’s family.

2. I went to California Disneyland three times between the ages of 4 and 7, and LOVED it.

3. I had a weird sort of food/anxiety disorder that would probably have been diagnosed had I been a decade younger.

4. I was embarrassingly, freakishly clever as a small child - I say embarrassingly but I was also furious at not being clever enough to ACTUALLY BE Matilda

5. I was, emotionally, a very late developer in terms of all kinds of things, but especially separation anxiety/homesickness. 

6. My mum’s favourite thing was watching me act but she didn’t want me to be an actress. 

7. I used to play Little Women and also Malory Towers with my Barbies. And, although nobody realised it, I briefly ran a Barbie brothel (after seeing a VHS cover design for The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas and thinking it looked amazing). 

White: 3 facts about my personality.

1. Good at small talk.

2. Perceptive about people’s intentions and insecurities.

3. Deeply anxious. 

Jul 24 '14
britishdetectives:

I know he is often called Baby Lewis on Tumblr, but seriously, could he be any more baby-faced here?


It’s the mod fringe. I wish there were a tumblr of hairstyles on Morse. From Lewis to the masses, MASSES of unconditioned blonde perm that at least one woman has per episode. Or a Morse drinking game with special emphasis on dressing gowns.

britishdetectives:

I know he is often called Baby Lewis on Tumblr, but seriously, could he be any more baby-faced here?

It’s the mod fringe. I wish there were a tumblr of hairstyles on Morse. From Lewis to the masses, MASSES of unconditioned blonde perm that at least one woman has per episode.

Or a Morse drinking game with special emphasis on dressing gowns.

Jul 24 '14
Jul 23 '14

Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

(Source: keepitfr3sh)

Jul 23 '14
reasonsmysoniscrying:

"Their parents kissed."
Submitted By: Chris C.
Location: New York, NY
Via Buzzfeed : http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/kissing-is-gross

these children need to be sent to drama classes. NOW

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"Their parents kissed."
Submitted By: Chris C.
Location: New York, NY

these children need to be sent to drama classes. NOW